if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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