I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I am naked and annoyed.
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