before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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