I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I just had sex on a roof
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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