oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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