it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
