Your face is a jimmy john
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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