i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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