I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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