Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
