I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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