Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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