No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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