no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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