people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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