She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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