Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Randomize
