Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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