Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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