I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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