I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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