maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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