I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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