We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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