I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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