we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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