You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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