Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
nutella sex= disaster
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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