Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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