i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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