god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You've changed since you got that strap on
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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