At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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