hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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