That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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