Define "chronic" masturbator.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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