Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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