can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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