3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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