She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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