besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Two words: blizzard sex
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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