Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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