I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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