Well douche your snatch and let's go!
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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