her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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