If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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