I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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