Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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