GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well I just put wine in my tea
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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