was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Do vagina's smell?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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