i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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