belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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