Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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