question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
