No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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