Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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