covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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