I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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