Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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