Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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